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                                      HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE
 This questionnaire is for self-avowed heterosexuals only.   Please try to
                                    answer the questions as candidly as possible.  Your responses will be held in strict confidence and your anonymity fully
                                    protected.
 
 1.  What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
 
 2.  When and how did you first decide
                                    you were a heterosexual?
 
 3.  Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
 
 4. 
                                    Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
 
 5.  If youve never
                                    slept with a person of the same sex, how can you be sure you wouldnt prefer that?
 
 6.  To whom have you disclosed
                                    your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
 
 7.  Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into
                                    their lifestyle?
 
 8.  Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality?  Cant you just be what you are
                                    and keep it quiet?
 
 9.  Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems theyd face?
 
 10.
                                    A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men.  Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual
                                    male teachers, paediatricians, priests, or scoutmasters?
 
 
 11. With all the societal support for marriage, the divorce rate is
                                    spiralling.  Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
 12.  Why do heterosexuals place
                                    so much emphasis on sex?
 
 13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone
                                    were heterosexual?
 
 14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective?  Dont you fear s/he might be
                                    inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?
 
 15. Heterosexuals are notorious for assigning themselves
                                    and one another rigid, stereotyped sex roles.  Why must you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
 
 16. With the
                                    sexually segregated living conditions of military life, isnt heterosexuality incompatible with military service?
 
 17.
                                    How can you enjoy an emotionally fulfilling experience with a person of the other sex when there are such vast differences
                                    between you?  How can a man know what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?
 
 18. Shouldnt you ask your
                                    far-out straight cohorts, like skinheads and born-agains, to keep quiet?  Wouldnt that improve your image?
 
 19.
                                    Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
 
 20. Why do you attribute heterosexuality to so many famous lesbian and gay people? 
                                    Is it to justify your own heterosexuality?
 
 21. How can you hope to actualise your God-given homosexual potential if
                                    you limit yourself to exclusive, compulsive heterosexuality?
 
 22. There seem
                                    to be very few happy heterosexuals.  Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want
                                    to.  After all, you never deliberately chose to be a heterosexual, did you?  Have you considered aversion therapy
                                    or Heterosexuals Anonymous?
 
 
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